Dear Diary,
(Monday, March 7; 3:15) I kind of want to bake Joey in an oven and eat his flesh. Yum.
(Monday, March 7; 3:24) You know what? People like Eric and Joey (from my school) shouldn't be dating my best friends.
(Monday, March 7; 4:00) I'm going to write a fanfic about Zoey.
(Monday, March 7; 4:27) Nevermind, I'm too stupid for that.
(Monday, March 7; 6:10)
Radio: *plays "Leave Out All the Rest"*
Me: OH YEAH, JOEY SENT ME THAT ON YOUTUBE. I've listened to it a billion times.
Stepdad: He likes Linkin Park?
Me: Yeah. I think.
Stepdad: That song has a special meaning *jokey smile* ;-}
Me: -_-' Yeah, no. Joey said "Trump isn't THAT bad."
SD: Never mind. Trump sucks! And so does Hillary. But I'd rather have Hillary.
Me: I know, right!
Me: I'd never tell him that you're the only reason I know about Linkin Park's existence.
(Monday, March 7; 8:06) How to play Megalovania on the piano: It's a beautiful day outside. The birds are blooming, the flowers are chirping. Fuck.
(Monday, March 7; 9:10) I'm way too fried to play on the fucking piano anymore. I'm going to watch some trash on Youtube. What the fuck, I can't even fucking read music. How am I even. Learning these.
(Monday, March 7; 9:18) My eye is literally twitching. I've gone fucking insane.
(Monday, March 7; 9:25) Alice goes to sleep early and dreams of senpai.
(Tuesday, March 8; 8:07) I have a harem, apparently?
(Tuesday, March 8; 2:57) People like Eric shouldn't be dating my best friend. HE'S AN ASSHOLE. Dear Dumb Diary, here's the story: he was dating my other best friend Brooke, who is very sweet and funny. But he was overbearing, so Brooke broke up with him. NOT 24 HOURS LATER, HE ASKS SIMONÉ OUT. Is that not suspicious!!? Simoné being a lovesick idiot who adores him, she said yes. Great. AND HE OPENLY SAYS THAT HE STILL LIKES BROOKE. I don't care if he used to be my sister's best friend, FUCK HIM. Brooke knows he's an asshole! I know he's an asshole! Ashley knows he's an asshole! SIMONÉ, GET YOUR SHIT RIGHT!!!
(Wednesday, March 9; 10:40) I wrote a sentence in my homework that said that Joey is a buffoon. Mrs. Park used it on the quiz. Life is strange and wonderful.
(Wednesday, March 9; 12:39) I can't wait to see the Guys and Dolls show
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(Wednesday, March 9; 1:13) Ashley is going with her boyfriend and Simoné isn't allowed to see it. I don't have anyone to go to the show with.
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(Wednesday, March 9; 3:03) Drama club is literal drama... ERIC CANNOT TREAT MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT. Brooke and Simoné are my besties! And what's his problem anyway!?! Why the fuck even? Is he just so goddamn hopeless that he needs a girl to cling to!?! Don't date someone if you don't appreciate them! Goddammit.
(Wednesday, March 9; 3:10) Why is senpai so adorable?
(Wednesday, March 9; 7:04) Ew, there's a bug in my soup...
(Wednesday, March 9; 7:12) I just remembered that one time me, my sisters, Gina, and Cheri were roleplaying as orphans in a forest because our parents weren't leaving anytime soon. We ended up with a makeshift shelter and my sisters and Gina almost made a damn fire. xD
(Wednesday, March 9; 7:36) One day I'll join all those stupid modern AUs together and write a coherent story that ends with Alice dying.
(Thursday, March 10; 7:30) Period cramps are literally the devil. >_<'
(Thurday, March 10; 9:38) PERIOD CRAMPS ARE LITERALLY THE DEVIL
(Thursday, March 10; 11:42) Jalice is my guilty pleasure
(Thursday, March 10; 12:35) I'm starting to think that the period cramps is just internal bleeding.
(Thursday, March 10; 1:17) I feel sick...
(Thursday, March 10; 2:15) God bless Shay.
Shay: You okay? You looked like you were dying back there.
Me: Yea... I'm just sick.
Shay: Oh. Okay.
Shay: Hey Alice!
Me: What?
Shay: *points to trash can* Oh my god, Andrew teleported!
(Thursday, March 10; 2:40) *remembers that one thing* No.
(Thursday, March 10; 2:54) I can't wait to go home and... Sleep...
(Friday, March 11; 11:02) Mrs. Park made the class dance to the Gummy Bear song! >_< WHYYYYY MRS. PARK I BELIEVED IN YOUUUUU
(Friday, March 11; 11:03) Also I had a shitty fever last night. I just slept all evening... I thought I was going to fucking pass out just walking up the damn stairs.
(Friday, March 11; 2:54) So when I go to the show, I can get all my drama club friends something nice. There's a little box with their name on it, and if I sign up their name and pay a little bit of money, they come back and BAM those flowers/chocolates/gifts/snacks magically showed up in it! So then
Brooke: Hey Alice I'm in the show, get me a pretzel, okay?
Me: Okay!
Me: I'll get Brianna something too!
Naomi: Oh, I'm going to be there too! You'e going to get me some chocolate, right? RIGHT!? OF COURSE YOU ARE, THANKS I WANT A TWIX OR A SNICKERS.
Me: Okay... ^_^'
Me: I'm going to be broke
(Friday, March 11; 3:01) Brianna's going to be at the show with me! Bless her soul dokmncujsjjenffnfkcoiijdjwhwnenrnfmc
(Friday, March 11; 5:02) Cheri: If I ever grow old, I'm going to tell people that I did it by eating a block of wood everyday or something crazy like that
(Friday, March 11; 6:22) Joey: I just ate some chinese food.
Me: I EAT CHINESE FOOD EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE
(Monday, March 14; 9:28) Eric is an asshole. Apparently he kissed Sofia. AND HE'S DATING SIMONÉ!!! Sofia didn't even want him to kiss her! Fucking jerk, he made Sofia cry. I need to tell Simoné, but she's so head over heels for him, maybe it's not a good idea. She might have some sort of mental breakdown or blame it on Sofia. Honestly, Sofia doesn't deserve this! She's a nice girl, she shouldn't be dragged into this complete bullshit. Eric, the fucking bastard. Thinks he can run a damn harem if he wants to. I'LL SMASH HIS FACE IN I SWEAR TO GOD.
(Monday, March 14; 9:29) Also fuck daylight savings time.
(Monday, March 14; 9:44) I'm joining drama club next year. Just ensemble, probably. If I took a role, I'd probably freeze up in front of everyone and ruin everything! And I wouldn't join dance company- cos I can't dance.
(Monday, March 14; 3:08) Apparently Simoné already knows about the incident. And she "just doesn't care." GREAT. Of all people to believe in all that "true love" bullshit, it HAS to be Eric the Asshole. Wonderful. Fuck it, I'm signing out.
(Monday, March 14; 3:25) Life sucks.
(Wednesday, March 16; 3:02) Brooke: You just say everything I want to say, but with cursing!
Me: DAMN RIGHT
(Thursday, March 17; 8:17) If anyone tries to pinch me, I'll pull money out of my purse and say "I GOT MORE GREEN THAN YOU DO!!!"
(Thursday, March 17; 1:07) I just got in trouble for saying "Whoa there, Joey, getting frisky!" And Mrs. Frasca called me my sister's name... xD
(Thursday, March 17; 7:44) I wrote about Undertale in my homework because I was listening to Hopes and Dreams... xD
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